Howdy folks, and welcome to the official website of Reel Splatter Productions! We're a small independent horror-comedy troupe based out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania and our goal is to prove artistic expression can involve necrophilia & chainsaws! Step right up and see some horrible monstrosities commit unspeakable acts!
Updates!
FUCKING ATOMIC NEWS!!!!
12/31/2011 - After 2 years,
our new film “Long Pig” is FINALLY DONE! Words cannot describe
how proud and excited I am right now. This movie alternated between
being my baby and the bane of my existence for such a long time, but
now it has come screaming and bloody out of the birth canal and onto
the unsuspecting interwebs. I don't think I have ever been more
proud of a project in my life, so I hope you folks enjoy watching it
as much as we did making it. I would like to thank everyone who was
involved in this crazy little bloodbath over the last few years; this
film would not be half the movie it is without your blood, sweat, and
tears. And of course a huge thanks to you, the audience: we would not
be here without your love ad support. If you keep watching 'em, we'll
keep making 'em!
Now, overly-sappy sentiment aside,
let's get down to it...
Long Pig
When three friends decide to get food,
one missed turn transforms the idyllic summer afternoon into a deadly
struggle for survival. A life affirming tale of friendship...and
cannibalism.
We busted our asses making this, so
please let us know what you think! Leave us nice feedback/hatemail on
YouTube and if you are so inclined, please subscribe to our channel
and “like” our Facebook page. For
live ramblings, be sure to check us out on Twitter as well. It
only takes a few minutes to help support indie cinema, so please help
spread the word. Show your friends, family, awkward one night stands,
fellow klansmen, anyone who will listen! Post it on facebook and/or your
favorite forum -- after all, Reel Splatter is made possible through kind support from viewers like
you!
Keep it reel,
-Mike “Dr.Chud” Lombardo
MASSIVE UPDATES!
11/24/2011 - Hello there folks, how are you all doing? It's been a while, I know, but I'm back and I've got a few things to tell you about...
A lot of you dedicated fiends out there have been asking me about a little project called “Long Pig” I was talking about 2 years ago...Well, after the grueling principle photography wrapped on that flick, I got a little burned out and went away for a bit, leaving Long Pig gasping for breath halfway out of the birth canal. A lot has happened in my life, both personal and creative, in the last couple years. Among them was having the opportunity to meet some very talented people -- talented people who were kind enough to lend their hand in turning Long Pig into the film I always wanted it to be. I am extremely pleased to announce that Long Pig will be entering this world kicking, screaming, and covered in blood very soon! This one is a huge step forward for Reel Splatter, it's a very different film than you've seen from us before. Don't worry, it's still funny (hopefully), and it's definitely gory as hell, but it's a different style of film, one that I feel better expresses my writing and directing style. I think that you'll enjoy it. Keeping in the spirit of the holidays (and what better time of year than Thanksgiving Day to unveil news on Long Pig!), I decided to give you a little present...
This little beauty was done by our very good buddy Jason Pohlig over at Slightly Strange Studios, who I have been doing a nice assortment of outlandishly violent FX scenes for, in a nasty little upcoming short called “Til Death”. You'll be hearing a lot about that film very soon, so stay tuned!
"When three good friends decide to go get dinner, one wrong turn transforms the idyllic summer afternoon into a deadly struggle for survival..."
LONG PIG
You are who you eat...
-Coming December 2011-
And finally, I would like to announce another film that is being released very soon from Reel Splatter Productions in association with Slightly Strange Studios, “The Stall”. It's the story of one man facing the apocalypse...in a public restroom. I don't want to give too many details on this one yet, but I will say that if you're an H.P. Lovecraft fan, you will enjoy this one very much. The Stall is completely shot and we should start editing and scoring it in a few months. More details on that one will be coming soon. Until then, have a Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you "like” our facebook page for the most up to date information and pics!
Take care kiddles,
-Mike “Dr.Chud' Lombardo
P.S. - Our dear friend Baron von Brunk may be far away in seclusion, but he's still cranking out the awesome designs -- especially his recent LEGO Cthulu model!
12/14/2010 - Many moons have passed since our most recent update, and quite a lot has changed! For Halloween, Mr. Lombardo did his typical routine of creating helluva spectacular parties, and this year he truly outdid himself. The Massacre-ade Part II: Terror Born of the Atom was a shocking thrillride for the whole family. We had toxic waste, hazmat suits, a butcher shop, but above all, I dressed as Artie: The Strongest Man in the World (of "Pete & Pete" notoriety)! To see our photos, look for our Facebook page and be sure to like it.
Also, I personally ditched the 9 to 5 world and became a full member of AFTRA, the union for television and radio actors. Fortunately Reel Splatter is an indie film troupe (and not a public access channel), or else I'd be legally forbidden to star in any more short movies! To kick off my plunge into the world of for real for-real acting, I compiled a demo reel of my greatest Reel Splatter moments showcased:
-"The Baron" Julius A. von Brunk
9/7/2010 - HUGE NEWS!!!
Our film "Demonstration of The Dead" won the Fan Favorite Award at The Horrorfind Film Festival on Saturday! We competed against 31 films (which are listed here, along with the other winners) and took home the golden buzzsaw blade trophy! It was an honor to be in the running against such awesome flicks and we would like to thank all of the other filmmakers and the entire staff of Horrorfind Weekend for making this such a fantastic event! We are forever indebted to all of you kickass fans who came out to watch the film and to those who got bloody, grabbed a picket sign, and helped us launch the biggest marketing campaign we have ever attempted! It was a blast and a huge hit at the convention, most of which was captured on tape by filmmaker Nancy Gaglio, who is filming a documentary about me and my work in the splatter comedy genre! More details on that to come!
In other news, we are going to be getting back into the editing of our newest film "Long Pig" soon. It's a heartwarming story about friendship...and cannibalism. It also may be the nastiest thing we've ever shot, so get ready Splatter fans because things are going to get messy very soon! After Long Pig is released, we plan on starting production of our first official DVD release: a compilation disc of all of our short films spanning from 2005-2010. Each short will have at least 1 audio commentary, deleted scenes, blooper reels, and we're currently talking about some how-to no budget gore FX tutorials! The DVD is tentatively titled "Suburban Holocaust: Reel Splatter Volume 1" and will hopefully be available by summer of 2011.
That's it for now splatter fans! Thank you for all your support, Reel Splatter is made possible by viewers like you!
Keep it reel,
-Mike "Dr.Chud" Lombardo
8/24/2010 - Prepare for the one teaser trailer to rocketh thy world!
(even though it's for a movie we made two years ago and has already gotten thousands of views -- but you get the point!)
I love this video like Liquid Plumr! Remember kiddies, this is our little foray into the Horrorfind Film Festival, coming soon to a Gettysburg, PA near you!
-"The Baron" Julius A. von Brunk
8/16/2010 - HUGE NEWS!!
Our short film, "Demonstraton of The Dead" is now and Official Selection of the Horrorfind Film Festival in Gettysburg, PA! For those of you not familiar with Horrorfind Weekend, it's a huge Horror Convention held every year. This year's event will be held September 3rd, 4th, and 5th at Wyndham Gettysburg Hotel! Guests include Bruce Campbell, Clive Barker, Doug Bradley, Reggie Bannister and more! Horror author Brian Keene (who plays himself in Demonstration of The Dead) will also be there along with fellow horror author turned Reel Splatter actor J.F. Gonzalez (the "Captive audience" from Dr.Blood's Cinema Dungeon). The Reel Splatter crew will of course be there in full force along with the members of the side project I am involved with Drunken Tentacle Productions! We will be dressed as zombies and protesters promoting the film so come out and join our shambling ranks! Details on the showtimes of "Demonstration of The Dead" will be announced as soon as we get them, so in the meantime gather your fellow ghouls and buy your tickets! See ya there!
-Mike "Dr.Chud" Lombardo
5/1/2010 - Good evening boils & ghouls, Dr. Chud here for the first time in ages to bring you the spectacular ghastly delights you'd expect from us! That's frieakin' right, the Splatter site is back on the air! Some pages aren't complete yet, but fear not, for we'll soon get things back to how they should be!
4/25/2010 - Hey kids, Baron von Brunk here with a special announcement: The new Splatter site is about to be up for bidness in a short amount of time! We're getting all of the bugs worked out and gradually setting up the proverbial circus tent to get this show on the road. Stay tuned, and keep checking back often!